Things Public Restrooms Say

This is rather gross but it brings up a good point- LEARN TO AIM. This is a statement that we should all consider when we enter a public restroom. We should be kind enough to aim. Now I understand that the large majority of people avoid using public restrooms except in the case of an emergency. This is why, I believe, public restrooms are so nasty. People don’t just go in them to casually go pee or take a dump. When you renounce yourself to using a public restroom its because there is no other choice. This usually means that your excrement will be out of control and gross as hell, and this is why its funky. But please try to aim when you are forced by your bowels to use a public restroom. Thanks bros.

I don’t really expect that much from my bathroom stalls. So if it lacks geometry and/or theology I think I’m ok with that. 

These expectations were grout. I have to confess that I have never read the book nor seen the movie. I’ll just try to keep these grout-puns coming.

The grout themed posts are coming back! This particular restroom has constant updates to its grout with jokes that include a play on the word “grout.” I’m happy that we can think positive and try to work for change and progress. All for the GROUTer good! Too bad I didn’t post this before all the debt ceiling, credit score drop and stock market crash stuff went down. We could have avoided so many problems.

Go to the bathroom and you get spoiled! You don’t have to believe this though. It’s just Death Eater propaganda.

I’ve been saving this for over a year just so I could post it the weekend that the last Harry Potter came out. Those Deathly Hallows are well hidden. Just like a drug dealer, they hid their stuff in a public bathroom. I would really like to see more of these symbols drawn all around the place. I’m still just upset that the Deathly Hallows didn’t even do anything when the story is so bad A.

This little creeper-face really weirded me out when I found it. At first it just looked like random marks but then in a crescendo of fear I realized what it was. This is why invisible people are so scary because you know this would be happening.

This is one of my all time favorites. I found this in the Barnes & Noble in Fayetteville, AR. This is the truth of a pure relationship of un-appreciation. The man doesn’t like books. They don’t like him. Great pwn.

((Oh, and sorry that the last post was a re-post. I didn’t move the picture into my “Used Pics” folder after I uploaded it the first time))

They are rotating all around you. They are like a universe. Like the Zodiac they influence your destiny. They shine like stars in the dark abyss of myspace?

(via thebonepalaceballet)